Planet Dingbong — Born Free from Gender
Greetings, my new little Earthling companion! I’m happy to have you visiting us on Planet Dingbong. We have so much to teach each other, I have so many questions for you after what you last told me about this concept of “gender” and its rules that you humans follow over there… I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. First off, is this one of those rules that have punishment when not followed? What happens to the Earthling who breaks out of these set guidelines? If there is a human down there who you all call a “man” but asks to be referred to as a “they”, will they be thrown in one of those “prisons” you mentioned?
“No, that’s not exactly what I meant, but that is a good way of -”
I’m sure they would not be shamed, would they? Would someone who does honor someone else’s identity be thrown in prison as well? Are you cute little beings okay over there? Do y’all need help???
“It’s getting scary. It has been scary. They’re afraid to be themselves, yes, we need help!”
You would like help, very well! I’ll inform you on how we operate the topic of a being’s personal identities here on Planet Dingbong. I’m still not quite sure I’m understanding what the whole purpose of this “gender” thing is though, maybe I can ask you a few questions after I’m through….
